20k for CMU

Carl wants me to leave cmu and believes i am so bad for the site that he is willing to send money to jc and rkruok to get rid of me

Carl_: i send RK n JC 10k each to get rid of u
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2011-03-23 9:37 PM

So, here is what i propose, Carl sends 10k to each of them, or $20k to one of them to be put into an investment fund.

Any winnings from this fund, or principle would be used to pay people back when events are scammed and rolled (not only cmu refunds but pokersite transfers).

If Carl put up the 20k he claims to want to, i will resign as a mod and leave the site.

I am willing to do this because it would be great for users to have this fund and for people to get money back when someone is rolled.

Win for CMU, Win for Carl, Lose for me

Lets see if he steps up

I’ll give u 3.5k to get out of CMU !!

HARP WHAT DID U DO ???
ILL DO THE SAME FKN THING!!
ILL TAKE 3.5K GIVE ME GIVE ME!

Guess just more crap talking from Carl that he can’t back up.

Raise your hand if you are suprised

Funny how now it is $3.5k instead of $20k.

gg Carl keep on talking

My pinkie ring = your house

should easily be able to afford 20k to get rid of him then.

I propose that you do it, as the fund is a good idea.

I’m not giving away 20k to get rid of him

I’ll send him 3.5k max to step down…

I know he needs the cash badly

can u give 20k to me to get rid of him?

lol.. u got more than me .. u killin it these days beast

hmmmm..

Full Tilt Poker Game #29292221251: $100,000 Guarantee (Rebuy) (221723079), Table 40 – 120/240 Ante 25 – No Limit Hold’em – 23:30:01 ET – 2011/03/23
Seat 1: herdgolf86 (4,097)
Seat 2: lileor99 (24,060)
Seat 3: pokerproplaya08 (15,016)
Seat 4: JRox1978 (22,479)
Seat 5: DAT MOOSE (5,790)
Seat 6: bdybldngpkrplyr (20,507)
herdgolf86 antes 25
lileor99 antes 25
pokerproplaya08 antes 25
JRox1978 antes 25
DAT MOOSE antes 25
bdybldngpkrplyr antes 25
DAT MOOSE posts the small blind of 120
bdybldngpkrplyr posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #4

• HOLE CARDS *
  Dealt to pokerproplaya08 [Ah As]
  pokerproplaya08: i dont even think i played in 2005
  herdgolf86 folds
  lileor99 folds
  lileor99: i did
  lileor99: i did it then and i do it now
  pokerproplaya08 raises to 555
  JRox1978 folds
  lileor99: and i always get called
  lileor99: but i still do it because im stupid
  DAT MOOSE has 15 seconds left to act
  DAT MOOSE raises to 5,765, and is all in
  bdybldngpkrplyr folds
  pokerproplaya08 calls 5,210
  DAT MOOSE shows [7c 6c]
  pokerproplaya08 shows [Ah As]
• FLOP * [6s 4d 6h]
• TURN * [6s 4d 6h] [2s]
• RIVER * [6s 4d 6h 2s] [Qd]
  DAT MOOSE shows three of a kind, Sixes
  JRox1978: no, you do it because you’re crazy
  pokerproplaya08 shows two pair, Aces and Sixes
  DAT MOOSE wins the pot (11,920) with three of a kind, Sixes
• SUMMARY *
  Total pot 11,920 | Rake 0
  Board: [6s 4d 6h 2s Qd]
  Seat 1: herdgolf86 folded before the Flop
  Seat 2: lileor99 folded before the Flop
  Seat 3: pokerproplaya08 showed [Ah As] and lost with two pair, Aces and Sixes
  Seat 4: JRox1978 (button) folded before the Flop
  Seat 5: DAT MOOSE (small blind) showed [7c 6c] and won (11,920) with three of a kind, Sixes
  Seat 6: bdybldngpkrplyr (big blind) folded before the Flop

i’d have so much more if i could hold in these spots.

Full Tilt Poker Game #29290574862: $40,000 Guarantee (227545643), Table 43 – 300/600 Ante 75 – No Limit Hold’em – 22:11:13 ET – 2011/03/23
Seat 1: Telash (7,571)
Seat 2: g1shot (20,160)
Seat 3: KlownKickin (8,878)
Seat 4: Miksta2 (52,544)
Seat 5: sniper-j8 (6,147)
Seat 6: 1NEVAK6 (7,269)
Seat 7: cdtooch (3,433)
Seat 8: HosentRoger (11,409)
Seat 9: yoren8 (14,893)
Telash antes 75
g1shot antes 75
KlownKickin antes 75
Miksta2 antes 75
sniper-j8 antes 75
1NEVAK6 antes 75
cdtooch antes 75
HosentRoger antes 75
yoren8 antes 75
HosentRoger posts the small blind of 300
yoren8 posts the big blind of 600
The button is in seat #7

• HOLE CARDS *
  Dealt to HosentRoger [Ah As]
  Telash folds
  g1shot folds
  KlownKickin has 15 seconds left to act
  KlownKickin raises to 1,342
  Miksta2 has 15 seconds left to act
  Miksta2 raises to 2,999
  sniper-j8 folds
  1NEVAK6 has 15 seconds left to act
  1NEVAK6 raises to 7,194, and is all in
  cdtooch folds
  HosentRoger has 15 seconds left to act
  HosentRoger raises to 11,334, and is all in
  yoren8 folds
  KlownKickin folds
  Miksta2 folds
  HosentRoger shows [Ah As]
  1NEVAK6 shows [Kc Kd]
  Uncalled bet of 4,140 returned to HosentRoger
• FLOP * [Kh Ks Tc]
• TURN * [Kh Ks Tc] [8d]
  HosentRoger: lol
• RIVER * [Kh Ks Tc 8d] [3d]
  HosentRoger shows two pair, Aces and Kings
  1NEVAK6 shows four of a kind, Kings
  1NEVAK6 wins the pot (20,004) with four of a kind, Kings
  Telash: wow
• SUMMARY *
  Total pot 20,004 | Rake 0
  Board: [Kh Ks Tc 8d 3d]
  Seat 1: Telash folded before the Flop
  Seat 2: g1shot folded before the Flop
  Seat 3: KlownKickin folded before the Flop
  Seat 4: Miksta2 folded before the Flop
  Seat 5: sniper-j8 folded before the Flop
  Seat 6: 1NEVAK6 showed [Kc Kd] and won (20,004) with four of a kind, Kings
  Seat 7: cdtooch (button) folded before the Flop
  Seat 8: HosentRoger (small blind) showed [Ah As] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
  Seat 9: yoren8 (big blind) folded before the Flop

………….

yeah today same for me

AA<JJ river
QQ<88
AA<66

bad bad day

Oh and

JJ vs A4

My FH< his FH on river.. I had nuts on turn ! was for 40k pot also

PokerStars Game #59699474664: Tournament #413010923, $3.00+$0.30 USD Hold’em No Limit – Level X (300/600) – 2011/03/23 22:49:58 ET
Table ‘413010923 292’ 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: zebest_666 (19659 in chips)
Seat 2: roxanne2 (32844 in chips)
Seat 3: luvmynutz27 (24057 in chips)
Seat 4: lowballphill (15385 in chips)
Seat 5: matusow81 (19558 in chips)
Seat 6: VITALIY80 (23700 in chips)
Seat 7: takaten111 (32432 in chips)
Seat 8: gweeb32 (66873 in chips)
Seat 9: AGALchik (10814 in chips) is sitting out
zebest_666: posts the ante 50
roxanne2: posts the ante 50
luvmynutz27: posts the ante 50
lowballphill: posts the ante 50
matusow81: posts the ante 50
VITALIY80: posts the ante 50
takaten111: posts the ante 50
gweeb32: posts the ante 50
AGALchik: posts the ante 50
zebest_666: posts small blind 300
roxanne2: posts big blind 600

• HOLE CARDS *
  Dealt to zebest_666 [7s 6c]
  luvmynutz27: folds
  lowballphill: folds
  matusow81: calls 600
  VITALIY80: folds
  takaten111: folds
  gweeb32: folds
  AGALchik: folds
  zebest_666: calls 300
  roxanne2: checks
• FLOP * [6h 6s 7d]
  zebest_666: checks
  roxanne2: checks
  matusow81: bets 1200
  zebest_666: calls 1200
  roxanne2: calls 1200
• TURN * [6h 6s 7d] [Ac]
  zebest_666: checks
  roxanne2: checks
  matusow81: checks
• RIVER * [6h 6s 7d Ac] [3c]
  zebest_666: bets 4387
  roxanne2: raises 4387 to 8774
  matusow81: raises 8934 to 17708 and is all-in
  zebest_666: raises 101 to 17809 and is all-in
  roxanne2: calls 9035
• SHOW DOWN *
  zebest_666: shows [7s 6c] (a full house, Sixes full of Sevens)
  roxanne2: shows [6d Ah] (a full house, Sixes full of Aces)
  roxanne2 collected 202 from side pot
  matusow81: shows [3h 3s] (a full house, Threes full of Sixes)
  roxanne2 collected 58974 from main pot
  zebest_666 finished the tournament in 848th place
  matusow81 finished the tournament in 849th place
• SUMMARY *
  Total pot 59176 Main pot 58974. Side pot 202. | Rake 0
  Board [6h 6s 7d Ac 3c]
  Seat 1: zebest_666 (small blind) showed [7s 6c] and lost with a full house, Sixes full of Sevens
  Seat 2: roxanne2 (big blind) showed [6d Ah] and won (59176) with a full house, Sixes full of Aces
  Seat 3: luvmynutz27 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 4: lowballphill folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 5: matusow81 showed [3h 3s] and lost with a full house, Threes full of Sixes
  Seat 6: VITALIY80 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 7: takaten111 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 8: gweeb32 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 9: AGALchik (button) folded before Flop (didn’t bet)

I just bubbled a FT – terrible day !!!!!!

I mean, at least he had KK, my villain had 76.

n mine was 100r, more disgusting to take it there.

but UL

BUT

in other news, this is how you rape.

Full Tilt Poker Game #29292549355: $75,000 Guarantee (224769844), Table 16 – 600/1200 Ante 150 – No Limit Hold’em – 23:47:06 ET – 2011/03/23
Seat 1: Jeff1515 (43,594)
Seat 2: uuhhhicall (53,977)
Seat 3: Its So Sick (65,265)
Seat 4: doug04 (34,956)
Seat 5: highlite11 (22,338)
Seat 7: Twelve Yr Old (11,168)
Seat 8: Waters81 (64,827)
Seat 9: pokerproplaya08 (70,541)
Jeff1515 antes 150
uuhhhicall antes 150
Its So Sick antes 150
doug04 antes 150
highlite11 antes 150
Twelve Yr Old antes 150
Waters81 antes 150
pokerproplaya08 antes 150
uuhhhicall posts the small blind of 600
Its So Sick posts the big blind of 1,200
The button is in seat #1

• HOLE CARDS *
  Dealt to pokerproplaya08 [9d 9s]
  doug04 folds
  highlite11 folds
  Twelve Yr Old folds
  Waters81 folds
  pokerproplaya08 raises to 2,400
  Jeff1515 folds
  uuhhhicall has 15 seconds left to act
  uuhhhicall raises to 6,777
  Its So Sick folds
  pokerproplaya08 has 15 seconds left to act
  pokerproplaya08 has requested TIME
  pokerproplaya08 calls 4,377
• FLOP * [2d 9c 2h]
  uuhhhicall has 15 seconds left to act
  uuhhhicall has requested TIME
  uuhhhicall bets 7,850
  pokerproplaya08 calls 7,850
• TURN * [2d 9c 2h] [5d]
  uuhhhicall has 15 seconds left to act
  uuhhhicall bets 39,200, and is all in
  pokerproplaya08 calls 39,200
  uuhhhicall shows [3s Ac]
  pokerproplaya08 shows [9d 9s]
  pokerproplaya08: gg
• RIVER * [2d 9c 2h 5d] [2s]
  uuhhhicall shows three of a kind, Twos
  pokerproplaya08 shows a full house, Nines full of Twos
  pokerproplaya08 wins the pot (110,054) with a full house, Nines full of Twos
  pokerproplaya08: keep it movin
• SUMMARY *
  Total pot 110,054 | Rake 0
  Board: [2d 9c 2h 5d 2s]
  Seat 1: Jeff1515 (button) folded before the Flop
  Seat 2: uuhhhicall (small blind) showed [3s Ac] and lost with three of a kind, Twos
  Seat 3: Its So Sick (big blind) folded before the Flop
  Seat 4: doug04 folded before the Flop
  Seat 5: highlite11 folded before the Flop
  Seat 7: Twelve Yr Old folded before the Flop
  Seat 8: Waters81 folded before the Flop
  Seat 9: pokerproplaya08 showed [9d 9s] and won (110,054) with a full house, Nines full of Twos

NO , THIS IS HOW YOU RAPE
BIATCH!!!!

[9:37:14 PM] Rayan C.: PokerStars Game #59696787365: Tournament #413011303, $10.00+$2.50+$1.00 USD Hold’em No Limit – Level XII (500/1000) – 2011/03/23 21:35:33 ET
Table ‘413011303 53’ 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: coudeu (2450 in chips)
Seat 2: jacko1001 (1719 in chips)
Seat 3: Freezefast (4145 in chips)
Seat 4: meesterdee (7952 in chips)
Seat 5: RiverofLies (22050 in chips)
Seat 6: NagNog (13739 in chips)
Seat 7: antonoman (10049 in chips)
Seat 8: zebest_666 (5400 in chips)
Seat 9: clunged (4150 in chips)
coudeu: posts the ante 100
jacko1001: posts the ante 100
Freezefast: posts the ante 100
meesterdee: posts the ante 100
RiverofLies: posts the ante 100
NagNog: posts the ante 100
antonoman: posts the ante 100
zebest_666: posts the ante 100
clunged: posts the ante 100
antonoman: posts small blind 500
zebest_666: posts big blind 1000

• HOLE CARDS *
  Dealt to zebest_666 [Kd Qs]
  clunged: folds
  coudeu: folds
  jacko1001: folds
  Freezefast: folds
  meesterdee: folds
  RiverofLies: calls 1000
  NagNog: folds
  antonoman: calls 500
  zebest_666: raises 4000 to 5000
  RiverofLies: calls 4000
  antonoman: folds
• FLOP * [2s 4s Js]
  zebest_666: bets 300 and is all-in
  RiverofLies: folds
  Uncalled bet (300) returned to zebest_666
  zebest_666 collected 11900 from pot
• SUMMARY *
  Total pot 11900 | Rake 0
  Board [2s 4s Js]
  Seat 1: coudeu folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 2: jacko1001 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 3: Freezefast folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 4: meesterdee folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 5: RiverofLies folded on the Flop
  Seat 6: NagNog (button) folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 7: antonoman (small blind) folded before Flop
  Seat 8: zebest_666 (big blind) collected (11900)
  Seat 9: clunged folded before Flop (didn’t bet)

lol PPP you fail hard btw..
76s> KK when it s up against AA lol

yeah, but you’re butthurt that you lost with aces vs KINGS. KINGS, is he supposed to fold or not be all in?

you fail @ trying to pwn me, noob.

lol nicely derailed

exactly what carl needed

some sweet hands though :) the 300 fold was nice Zeb

Shame the 20k wont happen for cmu though, good deal

wtf u saying?
kings should be an insta fold there , a 12bb stack opens and a big stack 3bets him , OBV kings are way behind , even if they arent ,he s gonna be up against 2 underpairs or 1 underpair and 1 ace high, therefore he d only be a 50% fav vs that range.. just terrible.

^ guess this is why you’re an epic winner

i just look at it differently , why dont you?
fkn simple minded noob!

i dont even look bruh, i just close my eyes n put my mouse over the call button