JokAAStar - PokerStars - Bankroll COMBO with BONUS

20:15 1+R 3x Turbo 60K GTD
21:00 5,50 Turbo 20K GTD
21:15 5,40 KO 12K GTD

first fck off

PokerStars Hand #75761323713: Tournament #515405840, $4.00+$1.00+$0.40 USD Hold’em No Limit – Level II (15/30) – 2012/02/17 21:20:18 CET [2012/02/17 15:20:18 ET]
Table ‘515405840 28’ 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: alex79312 (2900 in chips)
Seat 2: Drovel78 (2800 in chips)
Seat 3: showcase9 (3430 in chips)
Seat 4: nitheoha (2950 in chips)
Seat 5: JokAAStar (3000 in chips)
Seat 6: dim-vbg (2970 in chips)
Seat 7: sneeer (2860 in chips)
Seat 8: Boni.mro (3090 in chips)
Seat 9: Fi Tangi (3000 in chips)
sneeer: posts small blind 15
Boni.mro: posts big blind 30

• HOLE CARDS *
  Dealt to JokAAStar [Kh Ac]
  Fi Tangi: raises 90 to 120
  alex79312: folds
  Drovel78: folds
  showcase9 is connected
  showcase9: calls 120
  nitheoha: folds
  JokAAStar: raises 450 to 570
  dim-vbg: folds
  sneeer: folds
  Boni.mro: folds
  Fi Tangi: calls 450
  showcase9 is connected
  showcase9: folds
• FLOP * [6s Ad 8h]
  Fi Tangi: bets 1200
  JokAAStar: raises 1230 to 2430 and is all-in
  Fi Tangi: calls 1230 and is all-in
• TURN * [6s Ad 8h] [7c]
• RIVER * [6s Ad 8h 7c] [5c]
• SHOW DOWN *
  Fi Tangi: shows [Ah 9h] (a straight, Five to Nine)
  JokAAStar: shows [Kh Ac] (a pair of Aces)
  Fi Tangi collected 6165 from pot
• SUMMARY *
  Total pot 6165 | Rake 0
  Board [6s Ad 8h 7c 5c]
  Seat 1: alex79312 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 2: Drovel78 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 3: showcase9 folded before Flop
  Seat 4: nitheoha folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 5: JokAAStar showed [Kh Ac] and lost with a pair of Aces
  Seat 6: dim-vbg (button) folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 7: sneeer (small blind) folded before Flop
  Seat 8: Boni.mro (big blind) folded before Flop
  Seat 9: Fi Tangi showed [Ah 9h] and won (6165) with a straight, Five to Nine

21:30 11 NLH 20K

22:45 5,50 2R1A 30K GTD

maybe resue today , but lil later or on sunday early

09:30 2+R Turbo 12K
09:50 1+R 3x Turbo Satty to Sunday Kickoff

10:05 1,65+R Satty to Bigger 33

10:45 8,80 NLH Turbo 6-Max 500 CAp 3K
11:00 8,80 2x Chance Turbo 2K
11:15 8,80 NLH 500 CAP 3K
11:30 5,50+R NLH 15K

12:15 3,30+R 2x Turbo 10K
13:00 11$ NLH 10K
13:30 5,10 Hyper Turbo 5K
13:30 4,40 Turbo 7K

Sunday coin flip ^^ good luck Jokaa!!!

11:00 8,80 2x chance i missed somehow

and 8,80 500 cap lol

13:54 7,50 Satty Hyper Turbo to Kunday Kickoff

14:30 5,10 Hper 6K
14:45 2+R NLH 500 CAp 3K
14:45 5,10 Hyper 4K
15:00 5,50 Bigger 40K
15:15 5,50 2r1a 5K
15:30 2+R NLH 10K
15:45 5,40 NLH KO 10K
16:00 8,80+R NLH 36K

i spend no more cent after this 5+R 15k

PokerStars Hand #75846217888: Tournament #560010207, $5.00+$0.50 USD Hold’em No Limit – Level III (25/50) – 2012/02/19 12:14:17 CET [2012/02/19 6:14:17 ET]
Table ‘560010207 42’ 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: opcboy (1423 in chips)
Seat 2: Mar Pijn (4713 in chips)
Seat 3: GRiZU1 (7316 in chips)
Seat 4: Cramsss (3000 in chips)
Seat 5: chris69la (2440 in chips)
Seat 6: Sanek998 (2689 in chips)
Seat 7: JokAAStar (2758 in chips)
Seat 8: Inglesorro (3437 in chips)
Seat 9: Fllapy (2380 in chips)
Cramsss: posts small blind 25
chris69la: posts big blind 50

• HOLE CARDS *
  Dealt to JokAAStar [Jd Jc]
  Sanek998: folds
  JokAAStar: raises 100 to 150
  Inglesorro: folds
  Fllapy: folds
  opcboy: folds
  Mar Pijn: folds
  GRiZU1: folds
  Cramsss: raises 2850 to 3000 and is all-in
  chris69la: folds
  JokAAStar: calls 2608 and is all-in
  Uncalled bet (242) returned to Cramsss
• FLOP * [Qd Jh Ks]
• TURN * [Qd Jh Ks] [8h]
• RIVER * [Qd Jh Ks 8h] [Tc]
• SHOW DOWN *
  Cramsss: shows [5c As] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
  JokAAStar: shows [Jd Jc] (three of a kind, Jacks)
  Cramsss collected 5566 from pot
  JokAAStar has timed out
• SUMMARY *
  Total pot 5566 | Rake 0
  Board [Qd Jh Ks 8h Tc]
  Seat 1: opcboy folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 2: Mar Pijn folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 3: GRiZU1 (button) folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 4: Cramsss (small blind) showed [5c As] and won (5566) with a straight, Ten to Ace
  Seat 5: chris69la (big blind) folded before Flop
  Seat 6: Sanek998 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 7: JokAAStar showed [Jd Jc] and lost with three of a kind, Jacks
  Seat 8: Inglesorro folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 9: Fllapy folded before Flop (didn’t bet)

PokerStars Hand #75851767152: Tournament #515406802, $4.00+$0.40 USD Hold’em No Limit – Level XIII (200/400) – 2012/02/19 14:38:35 CET [2012/02/19 8:38:35 ET]
Table ‘515406802 29’ 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: V8 Sicilian (12925 in chips)
Seat 2: 16Jerry8 (9600 in chips)
Seat 3: usl01 (18901 in chips)
Seat 4: JokAAStar (2429 in chips)
Seat 5: harRgmsas (10282 in chips)
Seat 7: RopRoy (975 in chips)
Seat 8: ShaiStar (11694 in chips)
Seat 9: KateKgd (3908 in chips)
V8 Sicilian: posts the ante 50
16Jerry8: posts the ante 50
usl01: posts the ante 50
JokAAStar: posts the ante 50
harRgmsas: posts the ante 50
RopRoy: posts the ante 50
ShaiStar: posts the ante 50
KateKgd: posts the ante 50
ShaiStar: posts small blind 200
KateKgd: posts big blind 400

• HOLE CARDS *
  Dealt to JokAAStar [Th Ts]
  V8 Sicilian: folds
  16Jerry8: raises 9150 to 9550 and is all-in
  usl01: folds
  JokAAStar: calls 2379 and is all-in
  harRgmsas: folds
  RopRoy: calls 925 and is all-in
  ShaiStar: folds
  KateKgd: folds
  Uncalled bet (7171) returned to 16Jerry8
• FLOP * [5h 2s 6s]
• TURN * [5h 2s 6s] [Jc]
• RIVER * [5h 2s 6s Jc] [Kc]
• SHOW DOWN *
  16Jerry8: shows [Jh Ah] (a pair of Jacks)
  JokAAStar: shows [Th Ts] (a pair of Tens)
  16Jerry8 collected 2908 from side pot
  RopRoy: shows [Jd Ad] (a pair of Jacks)
  16Jerry8 collected 1888 from main pot
  RopRoy collected 1887 from main pot
  JokAAStar finished the tournament in 1125th place
• SUMMARY *
  Total pot 6683 Main pot 3775. Side pot 2908. | Rake 0
  Board [5h 2s 6s Jc Kc]
  Seat 1: V8 Sicilian folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 2: 16Jerry8 showed [Jh Ah] and won (4796) with a pair of Jacks
  Seat 3: usl01 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 4: JokAAStar showed [Th Ts] and lost with a pair of Tens
  Seat 5: harRgmsas folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 7: RopRoy (button) showed [Jd Ad] and won (1887) with a pair of Jacks
  Seat 8: ShaiStar (small blind) folded before Flop
  Seat 9: KateKgd (big blind) folded before Flop

PokerStars Hand #75851767152: Tournament #515406802, $4.00+$0.40 USD Hold’em No Limit – Level XIII (200/400) – 2012/02/19 14:38:35 CET [2012/02/19 8:38:35 ET]
Table ‘515406802 29’ 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: V8 Sicilian (12925 in chips)
Seat 2: 16Jerry8 (9600 in chips)
Seat 3: usl01 (18901 in chips)
Seat 4: JokAAStar (2429 in chips)
Seat 5: harRgmsas (10282 in chips)
Seat 7: RopRoy (975 in chips)
Seat 8: ShaiStar (11694 in chips)
Seat 9: KateKgd (3908 in chips)
V8 Sicilian: posts the ante 50
16Jerry8: posts the ante 50
usl01: posts the ante 50
JokAAStar: posts the ante 50
harRgmsas: posts the ante 50
RopRoy: posts the ante 50
ShaiStar: posts the ante 50
KateKgd: posts the ante 50
ShaiStar: posts small blind 200
KateKgd: posts big blind 400

• HOLE CARDS *
  Dealt to JokAAStar [Th Ts]
  V8 Sicilian: folds
  16Jerry8: raises 9150 to 9550 and is all-in
  usl01: folds
  JokAAStar: calls 2379 and is all-in
  harRgmsas: folds
  RopRoy: calls 925 and is all-in
  ShaiStar: folds
  KateKgd: folds
  Uncalled bet (7171) returned to 16Jerry8
• FLOP * [5h 2s 6s]
• TURN * [5h 2s 6s] [Jc]
• RIVER * [5h 2s 6s Jc] [Kc]
• SHOW DOWN *
  16Jerry8: shows [Jh Ah] (a pair of Jacks)
  JokAAStar: shows [Th Ts] (a pair of Tens)
  16Jerry8 collected 2908 from side pot
  RopRoy: shows [Jd Ad] (a pair of Jacks)
  16Jerry8 collected 1888 from main pot
  RopRoy collected 1887 from main pot
  JokAAStar finished the tournament in 1125th place
• SUMMARY *
  Total pot 6683 Main pot 3775. Side pot 2908. | Rake 0
  Board [5h 2s 6s Jc Kc]
  Seat 1: V8 Sicilian folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 2: 16Jerry8 showed [Jh Ah] and won (4796) with a pair of Jacks
  Seat 3: usl01 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 4: JokAAStar showed [Th Ts] and lost with a pair of Tens
  Seat 5: harRgmsas folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 7: RopRoy (button) showed [Jd Ad] and won (1887) with a pair of Jacks
  Seat 8: ShaiStar (small blind) folded before Flop
  Seat 9: KateKgd (big blind) folded before Flop

PokerStars Hand #75851920566: Tournament #515406255, $5.00+$0.10 USD Hold’em No Limit – Level V (100/200) – 2012/02/19 14:42:04 CET [2012/02/19 8:42:04 ET]
Table ‘515406255 146’ 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: JokAAStar (1376 in chips)
Seat 2: TheLipoFund (2970 in chips)
Seat 3: trelos777 (1690 in chips)
Seat 4: pokersab (5520 in chips)
Seat 5: snowbeef (1480 in chips)
Seat 6: bobodenkirk (2610 in chips)
Seat 7: wilma818 (2665 in chips)
Seat 8: fdx77 (6075 in chips)
Seat 9: omedick (5640 in chips)
JokAAStar: posts the ante 40
TheLipoFund: posts the ante 40
trelos777: posts the ante 40
pokersab: posts the ante 40
snowbeef: posts the ante 40
bobodenkirk: posts the ante 40
wilma818: posts the ante 40
fdx77: posts the ante 40
omedick: posts the ante 40
wilma818: posts small blind 100
fdx77: posts big blind 200

• HOLE CARDS *
  Dealt to JokAAStar [6d Ac]
  omedick: folds
  JokAAStar: raises 1136 to 1336 and is all-in
  TheLipoFund: folds
  trelos777: folds
  pokersab: folds
  snowbeef: raises 104 to 1440 and is all-in
  bobodenkirk: folds
  wilma818: folds
  fdx77: folds
  Uncalled bet (104) returned to snowbeef
• FLOP * [Ah Td Tc]
• TURN * [Ah Td Tc] [Qs]
• RIVER * [Ah Td Tc Qs] [9c]
• SHOW DOWN *
  JokAAStar: shows [6d Ac] (two pair, Aces and Tens)
  snowbeef: shows [Kd Js] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
  snowbeef collected 3332 from pot
  JokAAStar finished the tournament in 1299th place
• SUMMARY *
  Total pot 3332 | Rake 0
  Board [Ah Td Tc Qs 9c]
  Seat 1: JokAAStar showed [6d Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Tens
  Seat 2: TheLipoFund folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 3: trelos777 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 4: pokersab folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 5: snowbeef showed [Kd Js] and won (3332) with a straight, Ten to Ace
  Seat 6: bobodenkirk (button) folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 7: wilma818 (small blind) folded before Flop
  Seat 8: fdx77 (big blind) folded before Flop
  Seat 9: omedick folded before Flop (didn’t bet)

PokerStars Hand #75851920566: Tournament #515406255, $5.00+$0.10 USD Hold’em No Limit – Level V (100/200) – 2012/02/19 14:42:04 CET [2012/02/19 8:42:04 ET]
Table ‘515406255 146’ 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: JokAAStar (1376 in chips)
Seat 2: TheLipoFund (2970 in chips)
Seat 3: trelos777 (1690 in chips)
Seat 4: pokersab (5520 in chips)
Seat 5: snowbeef (1480 in chips)
Seat 6: bobodenkirk (2610 in chips)
Seat 7: wilma818 (2665 in chips)
Seat 8: fdx77 (6075 in chips)
Seat 9: omedick (5640 in chips)
JokAAStar: posts the ante 40
TheLipoFund: posts the ante 40
trelos777: posts the ante 40
pokersab: posts the ante 40
snowbeef: posts the ante 40
bobodenkirk: posts the ante 40
wilma818: posts the ante 40
fdx77: posts the ante 40
omedick: posts the ante 40
wilma818: posts small blind 100
fdx77: posts big blind 200

• HOLE CARDS *
  Dealt to JokAAStar [6d Ac]
  omedick: folds
  JokAAStar: raises 1136 to 1336 and is all-in
  TheLipoFund: folds
  trelos777: folds
  pokersab: folds
  snowbeef: raises 104 to 1440 and is all-in
  bobodenkirk: folds
  wilma818: folds
  fdx77: folds
  Uncalled bet (104) returned to snowbeef
• FLOP * [Ah Td Tc]
• TURN * [Ah Td Tc] [Qs]
• RIVER * [Ah Td Tc Qs] [9c]
• SHOW DOWN *
  JokAAStar: shows [6d Ac] (two pair, Aces and Tens)
  snowbeef: shows [Kd Js] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
  snowbeef collected 3332 from pot
  JokAAStar finished the tournament in 1299th place
• SUMMARY *
  Total pot 3332 | Rake 0
  Board [Ah Td Tc Qs 9c]
  Seat 1: JokAAStar showed [6d Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Tens
  Seat 2: TheLipoFund folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 3: trelos777 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 4: pokersab folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 5: snowbeef showed [Kd Js] and won (3332) with a straight, Ten to Ace
  Seat 6: bobodenkirk (button) folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 7: wilma818 (small blind) folded before Flop
  Seat 8: fdx77 (big blind) folded before Flop
  Seat 9: omedick folded before Flop (didn’t bet)

bigger 5
PokerStars Hand #75852859519: Tournament #560010287, $5.00+$0.50 USD Hold’em No Limit – Level I (10/20) – 2012/02/19 15:03:47 CET [2012/02/19 9:03:47 ET]
Table ‘560010287 389’ 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: yoshikawa10 (3000 in chips)
Seat 2: spel91 (3302 in chips)
Seat 3: JokAAStar (3102 in chips)
Seat 4: yurovskikh (2603 in chips)
Seat 5: fortuna9871 (2845 in chips)
Seat 6: KashVic (2980 in chips)
Seat 7: Markpinferno (2896 in chips)
Seat 8: vfkjq 31 (3000 in chips)
Seat 9: silentbob777 (3272 in chips)
KashVic: posts small blind 10
Markpinferno: posts big blind 20

• HOLE CARDS *
  Dealt to JokAAStar [8h 9h]
  vfkjq 31: folds
  silentbob777: calls 20
  yoshikawa10: calls 20
  spel91: folds
  JokAAStar: raises 31 to 51
  yurovskikh: folds
  fortuna9871: folds
  KashVic: folds
  Markpinferno: folds
  silentbob777: calls 31
  yoshikawa10: calls 31
• FLOP * [3h 9c 8d]
  silentbob777: checks
  yoshikawa10: bets 80
  JokAAStar: raises 188 to 268
  silentbob777: calls 268
  yoshikawa10: folds
• TURN * [3h 9c 8d] [5h]
  silentbob777: checks
  JokAAStar: bets 591
  silentbob777: calls 591
• RIVER * [3h 9c 8d 5h] [4h]
  silentbob777: bets 1720
  JokAAStar: raises 472 to 2192 and is all-in
  silentbob777: calls 472
• SHOW DOWN *
  JokAAStar: shows [8h 9h] (a flush, Nine high)
  silentbob777: shows [Th Qh] (a flush, Queen high)
  silentbob777 collected 6365 from pot
  JokAAStar finished the tournament in 5232nd place
• SUMMARY *
  Total pot 6365 | Rake 0
  Board [3h 9c 8d 5h 4h]
  Seat 1: yoshikawa10 folded on the Flop
  Seat 2: spel91 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 3: JokAAStar showed [8h 9h] and lost with a flush, Nine high
  Seat 4: yurovskikh folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 5: fortuna9871 (button) folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 6: KashVic (small blind) folded before Flop
  Seat 7: Markpinferno (big blind) folded before Flop
  Seat 8: vfkjq 31 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 9: silentbob777 showed [Th Qh] and won (6365) with a flush, Queen high

bigger 8,80

17:15 2+R NLH 500 CAp 3K
17:15 5,50 2r1a 5K
17:40 11 Satty to Bigger 109
17:55 Bigger 22 Satty 7,50
18:00 2,20+R NLH turbo 2x 9K
18:30 11 NLH Turbo 22K

17:00 8,80 2r1a 12k
18:45 5,40 KO 12K
19:30 STORM
19:45 11 Satty to SM
19:50 11 Satty to Bigger 55
20:00 11 Bigger

PokerStars Hand #75860476493: Tournament #515405536, $8.00+$0.80 USD Hold’em No Limit – Level III (25/50) – 2012/02/19 17:29:31 CET [2012/02/19 11:29:31 ET]
Table ‘515405536 92’ 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: genaro09 (3385 in chips)
Seat 2: candy1984 (2870 in chips)
Seat 3: benton24 (5955 in chips)
Seat 4: fpmj (5652 in chips)
Seat 5: JokAAStar (2418 in chips)
Seat 6: hardaysnight (3578 in chips)
Seat 7: pankarek (4500 in chips)
Seat 8: h@rdnock (5420 in chips)
Seat 9: m13wilk (8122 in chips)
candy1984: posts small blind 25
benton24: posts big blind 50

• HOLE CARDS *
  Dealt to JokAAStar [Ad Kc]
  fpmj: raises 100 to 150
  JokAAStar: raises 300 to 450
  hardaysnight: folds
  pankarek: folds
  h@rdnock: folds
  m13wilk: folds
  genaro09: folds
  candy1984: folds
  benton24: folds
  fpmj: raises 5202 to 5652 and is all-in
  JokAAStar: calls 1968 and is all-in
  Uncalled bet (3234) returned to fpmj
• FLOP * [Js Tc Ah]
• TURN * [Js Tc Ah] [8d]
• RIVER * [Js Tc Ah 8d] [Kh]
• SHOW DOWN *
  fpmj: shows [Qh Qs] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
  JokAAStar: shows [Ad Kc] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
  fpmj collected 4911 from pot
  JokAAStar finished the tournament in 1286th place
• SUMMARY *
  Total pot 4911 | Rake 0
  Board [Js Tc Ah 8d Kh]
  Seat 1: genaro09 (button) folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 2: candy1984 (small blind) folded before Flop
  Seat 3: benton24 (big blind) folded before Flop
  Seat 4: fpmj showed [Qh Qs] and won (4911) with a straight, Ten to Ace
  Seat 5: JokAAStar showed [Ad Kc] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
  Seat 6: hardaysnight folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 7: pankarek folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 8: h@rdnock folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 9: m13wilk folded before Flop (didn’t bet)

HUGEEEE POT LOOK AT THIS MORON

PokerStars Hand #75863958100: Tournament #560011317, $5.00+$0.50 USD Hold’em No Limit – Level XVII (400/800) – 2012/02/19 18:28:48 CET [2012/02/19 12:28:48 ET]
Table ‘560011317 13’ 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: mrato699 (19907 in chips)
Seat 2: smaragdar (34861 in chips)
Seat 3: AMasta89 (22569 in chips)
Seat 4: Cao Cao V (12841 in chips)
Seat 5: Horacer (9751 in chips)
Seat 6: Ineta7777 (65282 in chips)
Seat 7: Deucely (6379 in chips)
Seat 8: damnlynx (10863 in chips)
Seat 9: JokAAStar (37261 in chips)
mrato699: posts the ante 100
smaragdar: posts the ante 100
AMasta89: posts the ante 100
Cao Cao V: posts the ante 100
Horacer: posts the ante 100
Ineta7777: posts the ante 100
Deucely: posts the ante 100
damnlynx: posts the ante 100
JokAAStar: posts the ante 100
damnlynx: posts small blind 400
JokAAStar: posts big blind 800

• HOLE CARDS *
  Dealt to JokAAStar [Ks Kh]
  mrato699: folds
  smaragdar: raises 800 to 1600
  AMasta89: folds
  Cao Cao V: folds
  Horacer: folds
  Ineta7777: folds
  Deucely: folds
  damnlynx: raises 9163 to 10763 and is all-in
  JokAAStar: raises 26398 to 37161 and is all-in
  smaragdar: calls 33161 and is all-in
  Uncalled bet (2400) returned to JokAAStar
• FLOP * [5d 8h 6d]
• TURN * [5d 8h 6d] [6s]
• RIVER * [5d 8h 6d 6s] [As]
• SHOW DOWN *
  JokAAStar: shows [Ks Kh] (two pair, Kings and Sixes)
  smaragdar: shows [Ad Qc] (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
  smaragdar collected 47996 from side pot
  damnlynx: shows [Js Jh] (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
  smaragdar collected 33189 from main pot
• SUMMARY *
  Total pot 81185 Main pot 33189. Side pot 47996. | Rake 0
  Board [5d 8h 6d 6s As]
  Seat 1: mrato699 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 2: smaragdar showed [Ad Qc] and won (81185) with two pair, Aces and Sixes
  Seat 3: AMasta89 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 4: Cao Cao V folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 5: Horacer folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 6: Ineta7777 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 7: Deucely (button) folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 8: damnlynx (small blind) showed [Js Jh] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Sixes
  Seat 9: JokAAStar (big blind) showed [Ks Kh] and lost with two pair, Kings and Sixes

same moron kick me

okerStars Hand #75864206491: Tournament #560011317, $5.00+$0.50 USD Hold’em No Limit – Level XVII (400/800) – 2012/02/19 18:32:50 CET [2012/02/19 12:32:50 ET]
Table ‘560011317 13’ 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: mrato699 (19107 in chips)
Seat 2: smaragdar (93843 in chips)
Seat 3: AMasta89 (20969 in chips)
Seat 4: Cao Cao V (5562 in chips)
Seat 5: Horacer (11351 in chips)
Seat 6: Ineta7777 (66882 in chips)
Seat 8: dreeniee82 (31457 in chips)
Seat 9: JokAAStar (2100 in chips)
mrato699: posts the ante 100
smaragdar: posts the ante 100
AMasta89: posts the ante 100
Cao Cao V: posts the ante 100
Horacer: posts the ante 100
Ineta7777: posts the ante 100
dreeniee82: posts the ante 100
JokAAStar: posts the ante 100
Cao Cao V: posts small blind 400
Horacer: posts big blind 800

• HOLE CARDS *
  Dealt to JokAAStar [Td As]
  Ineta7777: raises 800 to 1600
  dreeniee82: folds
  JokAAStar: raises 400 to 2000 and is all-in
  mrato699: folds
  smaragdar: calls 2000
  AMasta89: folds
  Cao Cao V: folds
  Horacer: folds
  Ineta7777: calls 400
• FLOP * [Qs 2d 9d]
  Ineta7777: checks
  smaragdar: bets 2400
  Ineta7777: folds
  Uncalled bet (2400) returned to smaragdar
• TURN * [Qs 2d 9d] [Kh]
• RIVER * [Qs 2d 9d Kh] [9c]
• SHOW DOWN *
  JokAAStar: shows [Td As] (a pair of Nines)
  smaragdar: shows [Ts Ks] (two pair, Kings and Nines)
  smaragdar collected 8000 from pot
  JokAAStar finished the tournament in 273rd place
• SUMMARY *
  Total pot 8000 | Rake 0
  Board [Qs 2d 9d Kh 9c]
  Seat 1: mrato699 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 2: smaragdar showed [Ts Ks] and won (8000) with two pair, Kings and Nines
  Seat 3: AMasta89 (button) folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 4: Cao Cao V (small blind) folded before Flop
  Seat 5: Horacer (big blind) folded before Flop
  Seat 6: Ineta7777 folded on the Flop
  Seat 8: dreeniee82 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 9: JokAAStar showed [Td As] and lost with a pair of Nines

11 turbo OBV WHAT THE FCK ELSE

PokerStars Hand #75865519812: Tournament #560010407, $10+$1 USD Hold’em No Limit – Level V (30/60) – 2012/02/19 18:53:53 CET [2012/02/19 12:53:53 ET]
Table ‘560010407 29’ 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: tudorica100 (4044 in chips)
Seat 2: FootLong Mac (2795 in chips)
Seat 3: neni85 (5109 in chips)
Seat 4: theginger45 (747 in chips)
Seat 5: zazz1981 (1605 in chips)
Seat 6: tschigudu (2000 in chips)
Seat 7: tolallag (4929 in chips)
Seat 8: JokAAStar (2871 in chips)
Seat 9: ROUNDSKY (1900 in chips)
neni85: posts small blind 30
theginger45: posts big blind 60

• HOLE CARDS *
  Dealt to JokAAStar [Th Ts]
  zazz1981: calls 60
  tschigudu: folds
  tolallag: raises 120 to 180
  JokAAStar: calls 180
  ROUNDSKY has timed out
  ROUNDSKY: folds
  ROUNDSKY is sitting out
  tudorica100: folds
  FootLong Mac: folds
  ROUNDSKY has returned
  neni85: folds
  theginger45: raises 567 to 747 and is all-in
  zazz1981: folds
  tolallag: raises 4182 to 4929 and is all-in
  JokAAStar: calls 2691 and is all-in
  Uncalled bet (2058) returned to tolallag
• FLOP * [9h Qc Kh]
• TURN * [9h Qc Kh] [9s]
• RIVER * [9h Qc Kh 9s] [8h]
• SHOW DOWN *
  tolallag: shows [8s 8c] (a full house, Eights full of Nines)
  JokAAStar: shows [Th Ts] (two pair, Tens and Nines)
  tolallag collected 4248 from side pot
  theginger45: shows [6d 6c] (two pair, Nines and Sixes)
  tolallag collected 2331 from main pot
  JokAAStar finished the tournament in 2246th place
  theginger45 finished the tournament in 2247th place
• SUMMARY *
  Total pot 6579 Main pot 2331. Side pot 4248. | Rake 0
  Board [9h Qc Kh 9s 8h]
  Seat 1: tudorica100 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 2: FootLong Mac (button) folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 3: neni85 (small blind) folded before Flop
  Seat 4: theginger45 (big blind) showed [6d 6c] and lost with two pair, Nines and Sixes
  Seat 5: zazz1981 folded before Flop
  Seat 6: tschigudu folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 7: tolallag showed [8s 8c] and won (6579) with a full house, Eights full of Nines
  Seat 8: JokAAStar showed [Th Ts] and lost with two pair, Tens and Nines
  Seat 9: ROUNDSKY folded before Flop (didn’t bet)

Come on JokAA…we need $$$$$ ^^

2r 500 CAP..what should i say

PokerStars Hand #75867188427: Tournament #515406269, $2.00+$0.20 USD Hold’em No Limit – Level XXX (5000/10000) – 2012/02/19 19:20:54 CET [2012/02/19 13:20:54 ET]
Table ‘515406269 44’ 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: teezey90 (207951 in chips)
Seat 3: DinoTheSaulo (271824 in chips)
Seat 5: Turok11-S (99856 in chips)
Seat 6: seggele2 (163274 in chips)
Seat 7: JokAAStar (118887 in chips)
Seat 8: Yeugene (593179 in chips)
Seat 9: mantas79 (155564 in chips)
teezey90: posts the ante 1250
DinoTheSaulo: posts the ante 1250
Turok11-S: posts the ante 1250
seggele2: posts the ante 1250
JokAAStar: posts the ante 1250
Yeugene: posts the ante 1250
mantas79: posts the ante 1250
seggele2: posts small blind 5000
JokAAStar: posts big blind 10000

• HOLE CARDS *
  Dealt to JokAAStar [Jc Ad]
  Yeugene: folds
  mantas79: folds
  teezey90: folds
  DinoTheSaulo: folds
  Turok11-S: folds
  seggele2: raises 152024 to 162024 and is all-in
  JokAAStar: calls 107637 and is all-in
  Uncalled bet (44387) returned to seggele2
• FLOP * [4d 8h Qc]
• TURN * [4d 8h Qc] [Qs]
• RIVER * [4d 8h Qc Qs] [9d]
• SHOW DOWN *
  seggele2: shows [7d 9h] (two pair, Queens and Nines)
  JokAAStar: shows [Jc Ad] (a pair of Queens)
  seggele2 collected 244024 from pot
  JokAAStar finished the tournament in 18th place and received $30.70.
• SUMMARY *
  Total pot 244024 | Rake 0
  Board [4d 8h Qc Qs 9d]
  Seat 1: teezey90 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 3: DinoTheSaulo folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 5: Turok11-S (button) folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 6: seggele2 (small blind) showed [7d 9h] and won (244024) with two pair, Queens and Nines
  Seat 7: JokAAStar (big blind) showed [Jc Ad] and lost with a pair of Queens
  Seat 8: Yeugene folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 9: mantas79 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)

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PokerStars Hand #75875315229: Tournament #560010003, $10+$1 USD Hold’em No Limit – Level X (200/400) – 2012/02/19 21:21:52 CET [2012/02/19 15:21:52 ET]
Table ‘560010003 2006’ 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: elvie1234 (20531 in chips)
Seat 2: JokAAStar (6618 in chips)
Seat 3: beriscasim (9639 in chips)
Seat 4: duartex1 (27760 in chips)
Seat 5: faddoc1 (7165 in chips)
Seat 6: De_gek28 (15225 in chips)
Seat 7: gianca15 (3414 in chips)
Seat 8: $hnyaga (7095 in chips)
Seat 9: seemon6010 (3570 in chips)
elvie1234: posts the ante 40
JokAAStar: posts the ante 40
beriscasim: posts the ante 40
duartex1: posts the ante 40
faddoc1: posts the ante 40
De_gek28: posts the ante 40
gianca15: posts the ante 40
$hnyaga: posts the ante 40
seemon6010: posts the ante 40
gianca15: posts small blind 200
$hnyaga: posts big blind 400

• HOLE CARDS *
  Dealt to JokAAStar [8s 8c]
  seemon6010: folds
  elvie1234: folds
  JokAAStar: raises 6178 to 6578 and is all-in
  beriscasim: folds
  duartex1: folds
  faddoc1: folds
  De_gek28: folds
  gianca15: calls 3174 and is all-in
  $hnyaga: folds
  Uncalled bet (3204) returned to JokAAStar
• FLOP * [Qs Ks 9h]
• TURN * [Qs Ks 9h] [4d]
• RIVER * [Qs Ks 9h 4d] [2h]
• SHOW DOWN *
  gianca15: shows [Ad Kh] (a pair of Kings)
  JokAAStar: shows [8s 8c] (a pair of Eights)
  gianca15 collected 7508 from pot
• SUMMARY *
  Total pot 7508 | Rake 0
  Board [Qs Ks 9h 4d 2h]
  Seat 1: elvie1234 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 2: JokAAStar showed [8s 8c] and lost with a pair of Eights
  Seat 3: beriscasim folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 4: duartex1 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 5: faddoc1 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 6: De_gek28 (button) folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 7: gianca15 (small blind) showed [Ad Kh] and won (7508) with a pair of Kings
  Seat 8: $hnyaga (big blind) folded before Flop
  Seat 9: seemon6010 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)

right after that

PokerStars Hand #75875354999: Tournament #560010003, $10+$1 USD Hold’em No Limit – Level X (200/400) – 2012/02/19 21:22:25 CET [2012/02/19 15:22:25 ET]
Table ‘560010003 2006’ 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: elvie1234 (20491 in chips)
Seat 2: JokAAStar (3204 in chips)
Seat 3: beriscasim (9599 in chips)
Seat 4: duartex1 (27720 in chips)
Seat 5: faddoc1 (7125 in chips)
Seat 6: De_gek28 (15185 in chips)
Seat 7: gianca15 (7508 in chips)
Seat 8: $hnyaga (6655 in chips)
Seat 9: seemon6010 (3530 in chips)
elvie1234: posts the ante 40
JokAAStar: posts the ante 40
beriscasim: posts the ante 40
duartex1: posts the ante 40
faddoc1: posts the ante 40
De_gek28: posts the ante 40
gianca15: posts the ante 40
$hnyaga: posts the ante 40
seemon6010: posts the ante 40
$hnyaga: posts small blind 200
seemon6010: posts big blind 400

• HOLE CARDS *
  Dealt to JokAAStar [Ac Qh]
  elvie1234: folds
  JokAAStar: raises 2764 to 3164 and is all-in
  beriscasim: folds
  duartex1: folds
  faddoc1: folds
  De_gek28: folds
  gianca15: folds
  $hnyaga: folds
  seemon6010: calls 2764
• FLOP * [7c Th Jd]
• TURN * [7c Th Jd] [5c]
• RIVER * [7c Th Jd 5c] [6h]
• SHOW DOWN *
  seemon6010: shows [2h 2c] (a pair of Deuces)
  JokAAStar: shows [Ac Qh] (high card Ace)
  seemon6010 collected 6888 from pot
  JokAAStar finished the tournament in 17219th place
• SUMMARY *
  Total pot 6888 | Rake 0
  Board [7c Th Jd 5c 6h]
  Seat 1: elvie1234 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 2: JokAAStar showed [Ac Qh] and lost with high card Ace
  Seat 3: beriscasim folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 4: duartex1 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 5: faddoc1 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 6: De_gek28 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 7: gianca15 (button) folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 8: $hnyaga (small blind) folded before Flop
  Seat 9: seemon6010 (big blind) showed [2h 2c] and won (6888) with a pair of Deuces

AND AT THE SAME TIME in the BIGGER 11

PokerStars Hand #75875313088: Tournament #560010497, $10+$1 USD Hold’em No Limit – Level VII (50/100) – 2012/02/19 21:21:51 CET [2012/02/19 15:21:51 ET]
Table ‘560010497 792’ 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: wyteeee11 (3340 in chips)
Seat 2: satnik (6775 in chips)
Seat 3: Stude25 (2577 in chips)
Seat 4: Sinor Bob (4066 in chips)
Seat 5: ndbyxbr (10374 in chips)
Seat 6: Daci (4441 in chips)
Seat 7: jimmy410 (3385 in chips)
Seat 8: Andy$amberg (5330 in chips)
Seat 9: JokAAStar (2507 in chips)
wyteeee11: posts the ante 10
satnik: posts the ante 10
Stude25: posts the ante 10
Sinor Bob: posts the ante 10
ndbyxbr: posts the ante 10
Daci: posts the ante 10
jimmy410: posts the ante 10
Andy$amberg: posts the ante 10
JokAAStar: posts the ante 10
Daci: posts small blind 50
jimmy410: posts big blind 100

• HOLE CARDS *
  Dealt to JokAAStar [Kc Ah]
  Andy$amberg: folds
  JokAAStar: raises 200 to 300
  wyteeee11: folds
  satnik: folds
  Stude25: raises 2267 to 2567 and is all-in
  Sinor Bob: folds
  ndbyxbr: folds
  Daci: folds
  jimmy410: folds
  JokAAStar: calls 2197 and is all-in
  Uncalled bet (70) returned to Stude25
• FLOP * [5h 6s 8s]
• TURN * [5h 6s 8s] [Ks]
• RIVER * [5h 6s 8s Ks] [Ts]
• SHOW DOWN *
  JokAAStar: shows [Kc Ah] (a pair of Kings)
  Stude25: shows [Js Jd] (a flush, King high)
  Stude25 collected 5234 from pot
  JokAAStar finished the tournament in 11420th place
• SUMMARY *
  Total pot 5234 | Rake 0
  Board [5h 6s 8s Ks Ts]
  Seat 1: wyteeee11 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 2: satnik folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 3: Stude25 showed [Js Jd] and won (5234) with a flush, King high
  Seat 4: Sinor Bob folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 5: ndbyxbr (button) folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 6: Daci (small blind) folded before Flop
  Seat 7: jimmy410 (big blind) folded before Flop
  Seat 8: Andy$amberg folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 9: JokAAStar showed [Kc Ah] and lost with a pair of Kings