QUAKQUACK - Custom Event - AQUA'S MAKE-UP COMBO

order of play 22$ ba 360 caps ps
$22 20k ps
$26 19.5k ftp

FCKIN SIK RUN WHEN WILL IT END

PokerStars Game #56147064543: Tournament #403010392, $20+$2 USD Hold’em No Limit – Level VI (100/200) – 2011/01/18 18:25:30 WET [2011/01/18 13:25:30 ET]
Table ‘403010392 39’ 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: QUAK QUACK (4560 in chips)
Seat 2: jarrod6 (2925 in chips)
Seat 3: mrHullian (4375 in chips)
Seat 4: cardcore2930 (2127 in chips)
Seat 5: 16nibor16 (4238 in chips)
Seat 6: kr4jek (7560 in chips)
Seat 7: FoRsAkEn03 (7340 in chips)
Seat 9: Galwaygiant (2695 in chips)
QUAK QUACK: posts small blind 100
jarrod6: posts big blind 200

• HOLE CARDS *
  Dealt to QUAK QUACK [Ad Jh]
  mrHullian: folds
  cardcore2930: folds
  16nibor16: folds
  kr4jek: folds
  FoRsAkEn03: folds
  Galwaygiant: raises 2495 to 2695 and is all-in
  QUAK QUACK: calls 2595
  jarrod6: folds
• FLOP * [Ah Th 9d]
• TURN * [Ah Th 9d] [8c]
• RIVER * [Ah Th 9d 8c] [Kh]
• SHOW DOWN *
  QUAK QUACK: shows [Ad Jh] (a pair of Aces)
  Galwaygiant: shows [As Td] (two pair, Aces and Tens)
  Galwaygiant collected 5590 from pot
• SUMMARY *
  Total pot 5590 | Rake 0
  Board [Ah Th 9d 8c Kh]
  Seat 1: QUAK QUACK (small blind) showed [Ad Jh] and lost with a pair of Aces
  Seat 2: jarrod6 (big blind) folded before Flop
  Seat 3: mrHullian folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 4: cardcore2930 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 5: 16nibor16 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 6: kr4jek folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 7: FoRsAkEn03 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 9: Galwaygiant (button) showed [As Td] and won (5590) with two pair, Aces and Tens

playin $33 15k ps

after frinding a 10k stack 3 hits, tt vs kk after low flop/ aq vs 99, then 99 vs a3 obv hits ace OUT

42K SO CRD DEAD 3790 CHIPS AFTER 2 BREAKS

OUT 42K- UTG SHORT 10BB AJ CUNT SNAP CALLS IN EP WITH KQ HITS K OBV I RUN SO GD

FTP/ $11 SS 14K/ $5.50 5.5K PLAYIN NOW

REG FOR $3R 60K PS

3R TOOK HIT AJ PUSHED OVER MIN RAISE HE CALLED ON 23S HITS FLUSH WTF IS GOING ON/ CLAWED SOME BAK NEED RIGHT SPOT FOR DLB 2HRS 40MINS INTO GAME

PLAYIN $27,50 9K

2HRS 15 MINS IN/ 16/61- 45 PAID

SAME OLD SHIT RUN BAD SIGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

PokerStars Game #56785356306: Tournament #355556118, $20+$2 USD Hold’em No Limit – Level X (75/150) – 2011/01/29 21:38:10 WET [2011/01/29 16:38:10 ET]
Table ‘355556118 27’ 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: PunchCut (2586 in chips)
Seat 2: MicroCZ (3479 in chips)
Seat 3: donmp70 (7749 in chips)
Seat 4: ei8hty ei8ht (8706 in chips)
Seat 5: QUAK QUACK (2970 in chips)
Seat 6: Kicsem01 (10066 in chips)
Seat 7: jaamz1988 (3766 in chips)
Seat 8: schoorxxx (4381 in chips)
Seat 9: KRogers5 (4511 in chips)
PunchCut: posts the ante 30
MicroCZ: posts the ante 30
donmp70: posts the ante 30
ei8hty ei8ht: posts the ante 30
QUAK QUACK: posts the ante 30
Kicsem01: posts the ante 30
jaamz1988: posts the ante 30
schoorxxx: posts the ante 30
KRogers5: posts the ante 30
MicroCZ: posts small blind 75
donmp70: posts big blind 150

• HOLE CARDS *
  Dealt to QUAK QUACK [Ac Jc]
  ei8hty ei8ht: folds
  QUAK QUACK: raises 225 to 375
  Kicsem01: folds
  jaamz1988: folds
  schoorxxx: folds
  KRogers5: folds
  PunchCut: folds
  MicroCZ: folds
  donmp70: calls 225
• FLOP * [Tc 9c 5s]
  donmp70: bets 450
  QUAK QUACK: raises 2115 to 2565 and is all-in
  donmp70: calls 2115
• TURN * [Tc 9c 5s] [5d]
• RIVER * [Tc 9c 5s 5d] [2s]
• SHOW DOWN *
  donmp70: shows [Qd 9s] (two pair, Nines and Fives)
  QUAK QUACK: shows [Ac Jc] (a pair of Fives)
  donmp70 collected 6225 from pot
  QUAK QUACK finished the tournament in 186th place
• SUMMARY *
  Total pot 6225 | Rake 0
  Board [Tc 9c 5s 5d 2s]
  Seat 1: PunchCut (button) folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 2: MicroCZ (small blind) folded before Flop
  Seat 3: donmp70 (big blind) showed [Qd 9s] and won (6225) with two pair, Nines and Fives
  Seat 4: ei8hty ei8ht folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 5: QUAK QUACK showed [Ac Jc] and lost with a pair of Fives
  Seat 6: Kicsem01 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 7: jaamz1988 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 8: schoorxxx folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 9: KRogers5 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)

FCKIN GREAT THIS GAME

PokerStars Game #56833102443: Tournament #404010467, $25.00+$2.50 USD Hold’em No Limit – Level II (15/30) – 2011/01/30 19:20:44 WET [2011/01/30 14:20:44 ET]
Table ‘404010467 22’ 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: QUAK QUACK (1680 in chips)
Seat 2: King 2307 (1320 in chips)
Seat 3: knecht_poker (1500 in chips)
Seat 4: Snapout AK (1985 in chips)
Seat 5: Ooykc (1780 in chips)
Seat 6: lopez42992 (831 in chips)
Seat 7: gar1k666 (840 in chips)
Seat 8: Pickacard13 (2062 in chips)
Seat 9: Maxiace (3267 in chips)
QUAK QUACK: posts small blind 15
King 2307: posts big blind 30

• HOLE CARDS *
  Dealt to QUAK QUACK [Ah Ad]
  knecht_poker: folds
  Snapout AK: calls 30
  Ooykc: folds
  lopez42992: folds
  gar1k666: folds
  Pickacard13: folds
  Maxiace: folds
  QUAK QUACK: raises 60 to 90
  King 2307: folds
  Snapout AK: raises 120 to 210
  QUAK QUACK: raises 210 to 420
  Snapout AK: raises 1565 to 1985 and is all-in
  QUAK QUACK: calls 1260 and is all-in
  Uncalled bet (305) returned to Snapout AK
• FLOP * [Jd 6h 5c]
• TURN * [Jd 6h 5c] [2h]
• RIVER * [Jd 6h 5c 2h] [Kd]
• SHOW DOWN *
  QUAK QUACK: shows [Ah Ad] (a pair of Aces)
  Snapout AK: shows [Ks Kh] (three of a kind, Kings)
  Snapout AK collected 3390 from pot
  QUAK QUACK finished the tournament in 314th place
• SUMMARY *
  Total pot 3390 | Rake 0
  Board [Jd 6h 5c 2h Kd]
  Seat 1: QUAK QUACK (small blind) showed [Ah Ad] and lost with a pair of Aces
  Seat 2: King 2307 (big blind) folded before Flop
  Seat 3: knecht_poker folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 4: Snapout AK showed [Ks Kh] and won (3390) with three of a kind, Kings
  Seat 5: Ooykc folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 6: lopez42992 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 7: gar1k666 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 8: Pickacard13 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 9: Maxiace (button) folded before Flop (didn’t bet)

3R 60K CUNTSSSSSS

PokerStars Game #57624979664: Tournament #406010517, $3.00+$0.30 USD Hold’em No Limit – Level XIX (1250/2500) – 2011/02/13 23:46:12 WET [2011/02/13 18:46:12 ET]
Table ‘406010517 771’ 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: anamaliya776 (659 in chips)
Seat 2: FlaShhXx47 (130137 in chips)
Seat 3: bsKeith (46327 in chips)
Seat 4: KGB-agent911 (80653 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 5: QUAK QUACK (21904 in chips)
Seat 6: GAN 029 (46326 in chips)
Seat 7: pitbull329 (57039 in chips)
Seat 8: Huds54 (11774 in chips)
Seat 9: Flammie (25622 in chips)
anamaliya776: posts the ante 425
FlaShhXx47: posts the ante 425
bsKeith: posts the ante 425
KGB-agent911: posts the ante 425
QUAK QUACK: posts the ante 425
GAN 029: posts the ante 425
pitbull329: posts the ante 425
Huds54: posts the ante 425
Flammie: posts the ante 425
pitbull329: posts small blind 1250
Huds54: posts big blind 2500

• HOLE CARDS *
  Dealt to QUAK QUACK [9c 9h]
  Flammie: folds
  anamaliya776: calls 234 and is all-in
  FlaShhXx47: raises 3750 to 6250
  bsKeith: folds
  KGB-agent911: folds
  QUAK QUACK: raises 15229 to 21479 and is all-in
  GAN 029: folds
  pitbull329: folds
  Huds54: folds
  FlaShhXx47: calls 15229
• FLOP * [Qc Jh 6h]
• TURN * [Qc Jh 6h] [6s]
• RIVER * [Qc Jh 6h 6s] [Td]
• SHOW DOWN *
  FlaShhXx47: shows [Ad Kh] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
  QUAK QUACK: shows [9c 9h] (two pair, Nines and Sixes)
  FlaShhXx47 collected 45772 from side pot
  anamaliya776: shows [2c Ac] (a pair of Sixes)
  FlaShhXx47 collected 4995 from main pot
  QUAK QUACK finished the tournament in 1348th place and received $17.52.
  anamaliya776 finished the tournament in 1349th place and received $17.52.
• SUMMARY *
  Total pot 50767 Main pot 4995. Side pot 45772. | Rake 0
  Board [Qc Jh 6h 6s Td]
  Seat 1: anamaliya776 showed [2c Ac] and lost with a pair of Sixes
  Seat 2: FlaShhXx47 showed [Ad Kh] and won (50767) with a straight, Ten to Ace
  Seat 3: bsKeith folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 4: KGB-agent911 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 5: QUAK QUACK showed [9c 9h] and lost with two pair, Nines and Sixes

PokerStars Game #61391408596: Tournament #388279586, $20+$2 USD Hold’em No Limit – Level XIII (150/300) – 2011/04/27 22:21:28 WET [2011/04/27 17:21:28 ET]
Table ‘388279586 17’ 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: coringa78 (16317 in chips)
Seat 2: QUAK QUACK (3473 in chips)
Seat 3: AAdrop (9629 in chips)
Seat 4: Czirko (12318 in chips)
Seat 5: pocket10king (14319 in chips)
Seat 6: tron1ft8 (14790 in chips)
Seat 7: Wonderdino (14336 in chips)
Seat 8: UHFstrijder (8525 in chips)
Seat 9: PETROV G.89 (5943 in chips)
coringa78: posts the ante 60
QUAK QUACK: posts the ante 60
AAdrop: posts the ante 60
Czirko: posts the ante 60
pocket10king: posts the ante 60
tron1ft8: posts the ante 60
Wonderdino: posts the ante 60
UHFstrijder: posts the ante 60
PETROV G.89: posts the ante 60
Czirko: posts small blind 150
pocket10king: posts big blind 300

• HOLE CARDS *
  Dealt to QUAK QUACK [Qs Kd]
  tron1ft8: folds
  Wonderdino: raises 300 to 600
  UHFstrijder: folds
  PETROV G.89: folds
  coringa78: folds
  QUAK QUACK: raises 2813 to 3413 and is all-in
  AAdrop: folds
  Czirko: folds
  pocket10king: calls 3113
  Wonderdino: calls 2813
• FLOP * [Kh 5c 3c]
  pocket10king: bets 2100
  Wonderdino: folds
  Uncalled bet (2100) returned to pocket10king
• TURN * [Kh 5c 3c] [7d]
• RIVER * [Kh 5c 3c 7d] [Ts]
• SHOW DOWN *
  pocket10king: shows [Ad Ks] (a pair of Kings)
  QUAK QUACK: shows [Qs Kd] (a pair of Kings – lower kicker)
  pocket10king collected 10929 from pot
  QUAK QUACK finished the tournament in 86th place
• SUMMARY *

I SWEAR PS R FCKIN ME

PokerStars Game #62385434241: Tournament #421010396, $20+$2 USD Hold’em No Limit – Level VIII (150/300) – 2011/05/21 18:55:01 WET [2011/05/21 13:55:01 ET]
Table ‘421010396 100’ 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: QUAK QUACK (5240 in chips)
Seat 2: sanjris (15285 in chips)
Seat 3: SM LOVER (2300 in chips)
Seat 4: SHUNK (6475 in chips)
Seat 5: iwonthurtyou (11847 in chips)
Seat 6: Søren Smith (7793 in chips)
Seat 7: JoeDiego (8370 in chips)
Seat 8: papillon 999 (9878 in chips)
Seat 9: ShipThisPLZ (21329 in chips)
QUAK QUACK: posts the ante 25
sanjris: posts the ante 25
SM LOVER: posts the ante 25
SHUNK: posts the ante 25
iwonthurtyou: posts the ante 25
Søren Smith: posts the ante 25
JoeDiego: posts the ante 25
papillon 999: posts the ante 25
ShipThisPLZ: posts the ante 25
iwonthurtyou: posts small blind 150
Søren Smith: posts big blind 300

• HOLE CARDS *
  Dealt to QUAK QUACK [As Qd]
  JoeDiego: folds
  papillon 999: folds
  ShipThisPLZ: raises 355 to 655
  QUAK QUACK: calls 655
  sanjris: folds
  SM LOVER: folds
  SHUNK: folds
  iwonthurtyou: folds
  Søren Smith: calls 355
• FLOP * [Ad Ks 2s]
  Søren Smith: checks
  ShipThisPLZ: bets 900
  QUAK QUACK: raises 1200 to 2100
  Søren Smith: folds
  ShipThisPLZ: raises 18549 to 20649 and is all-in
  QUAK QUACK: calls 2460 and is all-in
  Uncalled bet (16089) returned to ShipThisPLZ
• TURN * [Ad Ks 2s] [8c]
• RIVER * [Ad Ks 2s 8c] [Jh]
• SHOW DOWN *
  ShipThisPLZ: shows [Js Ah] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
  QUAK QUACK: shows [As Qd] (a pair of Aces)
  ShipThisPLZ collected 11460 from pot
  QUAK QUACK finished the tournament in 797th place
• SUMMARY *
  Total pot 11460 | Rake 0
  Board [Ad Ks 2s 8c Jh]
  Seat 1: QUAK QUACK showed [As Qd] and lost with a pair of Aces
  Seat 2: sanjris folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 3: SM LOVER folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 4: SHUNK (button) folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 5: iwonthurtyou (small blind) folded before Flop
  Seat 6: Søren Smith (big blind) folded on the Flop
  Seat 7: JoeDiego folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 8: papillon 999 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 9: ShipThisPLZ showed [Js Ah] and won (11460) with two pair, Aces and Jacks

$22 took hit nutzz flush by f/h, then kts vs kj txx x j sigh
$27.50 short kts runs into bb ak sigh

playin the $11 6k early antes on ftp

kk vs ak fckin sik luk $11 6k ftp

playin $1 rebuy 24k on stars

24kgtd/1$ rebuy .used 7$ sik luk agagin jj vs a3

$11 big straight done by f/h on river
$11 hu short k8 vs qq
$3r ajs vs jj
$22 caps jj vs 78 he flops straight after a re-raise pre monkey